'The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.'
Douglas Adams

'Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain'
J. K. Rowling

'There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.'
J. K. Rowling

'A library book, I imagine, is a happy book'
Cornelia Funke

'I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.'
Stephenie Meyer

'Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.'
Douglas Adams

'He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.'
Douglas Adams

'I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve'
J. R. R. Tolkien

'It's a dangerous business going out your front door.'
J. R. R. Tolkien

'On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.'
George Orwell